JOKE TITLE: SURVIVAL NOT POSSIBLE
A woman went with her husband for a medical check-up, after series of tests and medical examination
on the man the doctor called the wife privately into his office and said.
Doctor: Madam please if you start treating your husband differently his health will improve,
stop asking him anything not even money, always cook his favorite food, don't complain about
anything to him, always do what he says, don't argue with him, make good love to him twice a day,
obey him in all things, stop using facebook and chatting on whatsapp, stop watching telenouvellas,
soap operas and other programs on TV, wash and iron all his close regularly and always be nice to him,
if you can do this for one year he will be very healthy.
(The woman said nothing and left the Doctor's office, when they were in the car on their way home the
man try to find out what the doctor said to his wife)
Husband: honey what did the doctor say to you?
(his wife did not answer him)
Husband: honey please tell me what he said.
(his wife still did not answer him)
Husband: honey please don't hide anything from me
( then the wife said)
Wife: The doctor said your survival is not possible
Posted 14 February 2017
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