During a church worship service, the preacher asked the congregation
How many of you will like to go to Heaven? almost everybody put up their
hands except a little girl who was sitting at the front row, then at the
end of the meeting the preacher went to the little girl.
Preacher: hello how are you?
The little girl: good morning sir I am fine
Preacher: why did you not put up your hand when I asked how many people will like to go to heaven?
The little girl: because My mummy said I should not go anywhere after the church service I should
come back home